i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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