he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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