Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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