I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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