Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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