Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
