just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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