Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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