There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
