Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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