i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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