so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
send nudes
from the living room?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
