would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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