i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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