Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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