Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
someone owes me an orgasm
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Panties = found
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
