The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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