Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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