You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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