I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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