i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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