It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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