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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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