i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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