We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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