Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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