he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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