I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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