When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
