i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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