Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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