It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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