Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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