What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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