what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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