Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Randomize
