it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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