Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
