My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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