That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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