It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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