I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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