did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
BRING THE BAGELS
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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