White coat. Heels.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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