I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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