i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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