Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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