Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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