I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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