remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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