when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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