Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
