Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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