this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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