I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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