The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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