let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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