I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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